I’m starting to realize I have a lot in common with timeless Peanuts character Charlie Brown. We’re both going bald, we have an affinity for beagles and possess poor taste in clothing. Lately, however, I’ve started to acquire his oppressive apathetic attitude towards one subject in particular.

The return of sports has been heralded by many as the “one good thing” to happen in 2020. They were yanked from the schedule in March due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but returned this summer after protocol was developed to ensure some semblance of player safety. The NBA and MLB were first to c...